Here at Gang Weed 3, we strive to supply you with the kush you crave, at the expense of those fucking dumbass "liberals". Gaming may be our specialty, but we also show our skills in various other forms of art, such as our high-quality memes (in "image" or "video" form), The Joker, so-called "liberal politics", if you can't clearly tell we hate liberals. They suck. Gang Weeders Rise Up.
If your aunt's step-cousin's wife is trying to take away your Toontown Online subscription again, we will supply you the materials to take her out with the weapons of our knowledge. She will pay, any means necessary, even if it means going down to Idaho to shoot a few beavers to worship the almighty Boognish, who bestows us with it's aura of brown. I can taste the blood as I type out this message, and the intense throbbing pain right in my thalamus trying to come up with a new way to fight back against the zoo the "liberals" call "society".
If you need some fresh, live gerbils to microwave for your final meal, we got 'em, fresh out of the cobalt mines of Somalia, hand-picked by the natives. When there's a noticeable lack of video games at the residence of your grandmother's vicinity, use your microwaved gerbils as means to bait the old coot into purchasing you another Club Penguin subscription card to add to the pile.
